February 2012
2 posts
I will never view any of my problems the same ever again after this.
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/589217_scale_of_universe_enhanced.swf
January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
9 posts
I more than likely just took the hugest shit on your dashboard. I mean, let’s face it, it’s usually just a bunch of pics, gifs, and memes anyway—who the fuck actually blogs. I’d apologize, but it’d be an empty one. I guess that makes me the equivalent of an untrained three-year-old…
But if you took the time to read it, I’d appreciate any feedback. And if...
the tad chronicles
Let me tell you a story from a few years back. To protect his identity, we’ll call him Tad M. (or am I supposed to say T. Macaraeg? I’m not quite sure how it’s supposed to work…).
What started off as a short-sighted bet and a play on a sitcom catchphrase turned out to actually be one of my few unintentional acts of goodwill. The story starts in September of 2009...
jenny's note
Allow me to introduce you to my friend, Jenny.
She has one of the most radiant personalities I know. It’s true—and not in the sense of how you would compliment the chubby girl of the group because Jenny is quite the looker. To top it off, she has one of the most beautifully infectious laughs I’ve ever heard, and if you’re not laughing with her, either you’re...
phone interviews
me: i hate phone interviews
me: they remind me of talking to girls in 8th grade
Vivi: hahaa
you talked to girls in 8th grade?!
me: well, i can't use awkward as a verb
so i replaced it with "talked"
leywin: o man dis feels so good venting ahh →
Everyone should read this and then re-evaluate yourself as a person.
And wait for the good part. And before you go off saying that it’s sarcasm, keep in mind that sarcasm isn’t found in text.
And I shall henceforth introduce Le as, “hey, this is my friend, Le. He’s gonna play God someday—if he already doesn’t have His complex already.”
And I definitely...
Watchkiendien:
Troy and Abed’s Christmas Rap!
This is why Community is the best show on tv.
November 2011
11 posts
maybe i have it wrong
Something drew my ire last night.
I was walking to my car in a parking lot when I spotted a couple walking to a car of their own. He, in his fraternity hoodie; she in her casual eveningwear. They exchanged pleasantries, shared a hug, and said good-bye. As I got into my own car, I saw that she walked away from the car.
And kept walking.
Look, I’ve heard that chivalry is dead and all...
i like you, but...
hol’ up, whoa der.
Just stop it.
If you’ve gotta conditionalize it, then that kinda defeats its original meaning, doesn’t it? Let’s capture this moment. Let’s exchange pleasantries and go on; move on. Let’s not tarnish any of the good memories, and let’s leave it at that.
Or we could lie. Not like we haven’t already.
my apology
I want to apologize to all the people out there to whom I was an asshole.
My bad.
You see, I was hell-bent on getting even with the world because I was a jaded, misanthropic jerk who wanted to settle the score the bigger assholes of the world levied upon all the beautiful women I’ve ever met. Those women, in turn, became jaded and took their jaded views out on me—the secretly good guy.
I...
what friends are for
zeodon: growlers only last about a week in freshness
zeodon: i did not know this
zeodon: HELP ME DRINK RARE BEER
aaanhhh: LET'S DO IT
anh
[15:36] krayola o: lol but really, i didn’t know you were like that [15:36] krayola o: that’s sweet [15:37] aaanhhh: karen [15:37] aaanhhh: there’s a lot you don’t know about me [15:37] aaanhhh: haha [15:37] aaanhhh: i could sweep you off your feet without movie references [15:37] aaanhhh: (i think) [15:37] aaanhhh: just wait to you see what i have in store for when we get...
broken sunset
Every year I end up writing something that needlessly reminds people that Twilight is a farce on what love can be. And just as every passing iteration of Twilight progressively gets worse, so, too, do my reminders.
But maybe I had it wrong.
Maybe I had the wrong approach. Maybe love is some kind of insatiable, indescribable feeling that you just can’t put into words.
Maybe it...
talldecaf:
u must have alot of willpower to ignore ur browsers built in spell chek
October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
3 posts
1 tag
damn
Liz: you're one in a million!
aaanhhh: but there's 6.7 billion
aaanhhh: that means there's 6700 more of me?!?!
Liz: one in 6.7 billion!
Liz: well
Liz: theres 1 more
Liz: of you
Liz: hahahaha
August 2011
4 posts
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
rainydayss:
helloxartsy:
hislovewillconquer:
eatyouupspityouout:
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
Omfg…I want a koala bear -.-
It’s also winter in Australia.
headaches
sometimes I think I might be clinically insane because those odds should be higher than the odds of everyone else around me at the moment being so damn nuts.
i like making people look stupid
Except I don’t make anyone look stupid. I just point it out.
Before
After
If only more people were receptive to it. Or just did it on their own.
And I think I was a nice guy about it, too.
#thisdoesntmakemeatrolldoesit?
July 2011
5 posts
“One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are...”
– Bertrand Russell
what happens on online community college class...
Topic: Is Christopher Columbus a hero or a villain?
IN MY OPINION COLUMBUS IS ONE OF 3 GREATEST VILLAINS OF ALL TIME.HE IS THE VERY OPPOSITE OF ONE OF THE DEFINITIONS OF HERO. THE “WIKTIONARY” DEFINES HERO AS An unwilling sufferer of an act of terrorism, terminal disease, or other tragedy.ON HIS GREED DRIVEN QUEST TO CONQUER ,IN ALL THESE WAYS AND MORE HE KILLED MILLIONS OF...
June 2011
6 posts
I need to be around more people I like. Because I don’t seem to like many of the people I’m around.
logic escapes us
As a society. As people. Actually, I’m kinda tired of sugarcoating it, but people are just stupid.
But thank you. You’ve made me appreciate the people I can have a conversation with.
#endedasentencewithapreposition #kindacondescendingpost #misuseofthehashtag
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
9 posts
Austin lifts my spirit
Houston crushes it.
bubbasaurus:
song to you.
It doesn’t...
if I had good material
I would be a comedian. But I wouldn’t do stand-up comedy in the usual sense. I’d do it with the character of a professor giving a lecture with slides to the audience as one big class. I’d even dress up in a nice jacket and sew on some elbow patches. Gotta have the elbow patches.
I’d even name him Dr. Anh Le, Professor of Comedy.
